You trust her, you adore her, you worship the proverbial ground she
walks on. However, make no mistake about it, gentlemen; all women lie
in certain situations and your little angel is no exception.
Whatever the case, certain lies occur much more frequently than
others. It's up to you to learn the five lies all women tell, and how
to handle them.
"I'm Not Mad At You."
Oh, yes she is. Don't think you're getting off that easily. This lie
is one of the most frequently used in relationships. Typically, women
who have been hurt by men in their lives -- often inadvertently -- use
this phrase as an emotional defence.
"I Don't Mind If You Go To Strip Clubs With The Boys."
Wow, you have the soundest girlfriend ever! Not quite mate. If this
one sounds too good to be true, that's because it is. Word to the
wise: Virtually all women mind when their men go out to ogle other
women at strip clubs without them. It's only a question of how much
they mind.
"I'm Just Not Ready For A Boyfriend Right Now."
Once again, this statement is almost always false, although at least
it's told with the best intentions, in order to soften rejection. It
might be followed by an additional excuse such as: "I just came out of
a bad relationship, and I don't want to be hurt again," or "I'm just
too busy with my career right now to have a boyfriend." The truth is,
if the woman is single and at all interested in you, she will
certainly make the time to date you. It's that simple.
"I Don't Mind Picking Up The Tab Tonight; You Always Pay Anyway."
Not true. Although this lie doesn't apply to all women, most still do
expect men to pay for things, especially if the man asked them out in
the first place. They will secretly think that the guy is cheap if he
wriggles out of the bill on a regular basis. Men should always at
least offer to pay for dinner if they have asked the woman out. If she
protests vigorously, then go Dutch; if she just protests casually,
she's only doing it out of politeness -- so pay for it.
"That Was F*Cking Great!"
This lie falls under the broad category of sex lies. When women are
committed to a man, they focus on him, often believing, time and time
again, that he is "the one." Because girls have this tendency, they
also tell guys whatever they think they want to hear (like they just
had an orgasm), just to make them feel good about themselves.
Sex lies are a ten a penny. Other sex untruths women often tell are
the following: "I only orgasm with you"; "You have the biggest penis";
"Yes, I came"; and "I've only been with X number of guys before."
(They will decrease their actual number of sex partners because
they're worried you will think they're promiscuous.)
What you should do: You shouldn't be asking her to rate her sexual
experiences, period. That's just in poor taste. If she offers you one
of the lies above on her own, however, laugh and change the subject,
as if to say: "That's flattering, but I don't really take these things
too seriously as long as we're both happy with our sex life."
