Monday 17 September 2012

I WANT TO BE BURIED AT STAMFORD BRIDGE-MR IBU

John Okafor, who is popularly known as Mr Ibu, talked about his
burning desire which many can not even fathom while while watching
this clown do his thing. Check out what he said below:

The Enugu State-born thespian in a recent interview gave what many
would tag 'Soccer Shocker when he said he would not mind to be
interred at Stamford Bridge, the home ground of European Champions,
Chelsea Football Club. He said: "Yes of course, blue is the colour of
my blood. It runs in my blood stream. I will remain a Chelsea fan
until I die. When you love something, you must be addicted to it. A
typical example is Indian hemp smokers. They only understand languages
relating to Indian hemp. When an Indian hemp smoker is talking, his
spirit can automatically tell him to shut up and he will obey. The
same Indian hemp spirit can equally order him to pull off his clothes
and go Unclad. The message I am passing to you is that I am completely
addicted to the affairs of Chelsea as a football team. I love Chelsea
so much that I don't care if I'm buried at Stamford Bridge.

"Funny enough, all Chelsea victories are magical. If you want to know
whether I am a true fan of Chelsea ask me the names of all their
players and the positions they play. I can also tell you the best
player in every position. Anelka was a roving player that helps other
strikers when he was around. The only problem he had was
inconsistency. He does well, sometimes he functions well, and some
other times he does not. My problem with Mata is that he is a one
legged player. Hulk is supposed to be with us but I do not know what
happened. I call him Incredible Hulk because he wears the look. I am
happy that Hazard is now with us and has been doing very well since he
came on board." He added.