Friday 5 October 2012

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Wear His And Hers Hearts Because They're So in Love, or Whatever

When we were in high school--did we ever tell you this? Too bad,
because here we go again--there was this couple. Popular kids, lots of
money, totally into each other and they used to call each other first
thing in the morning and coordinate their outfits.

Like, one day they showed up for homeroom wearing his 'n hers jackets
and ties. We don't remember anyone else noticing, but we always
admired that type of obliviousness.

Cut to 2012, and it looks like somebody's been burnin' up those early
morning mobile minutes. By the time Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
showed up for a date at a trampoline park (?!) Thursday, they were
both, almost literally, wearing their hearts on their sleeves. We're
not sure why Biebs had to wear snow pants and a ski cap, because it
was, like, 75 degrees yesterday.

We're also having an amazing time imagining Selena tearing up every
trampoline in the place in those boots and then getting a bill for
like $20K in rubber damage, which did not happen...that we know of.
But we will make one admission: We do think Selena's sweater, as
ironically torn as it is, is adorable, and it's by Wildfox Couture and
it's...wait, it's $235? Geez, love really does hurt.