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Monday 24 September 2012

WONDER :: MAN PADLOCKS WIFE'S PRIVATE PARTS TO STOP HER FROM CHEATING

38-year-old Indian man identified as Sohanial Chouhan recently made
chastity belt to prevent his wife from engaging in extramarital
affairs.

We learnt Sohanial Chouhan's brutality was exposed when his wife,
Sitabai whom he married at the age of 16 was rushed to the hospital
after attempting to commit suicide with rat poison.

While receiving treatment at the hospital to discharge the poison she
took, nurses were amazed to find a padlock in her vagina. According to
Mrs. Sitabai Chouhan, who had been married to Chouhan for 19 years, in
2008, Chouhan drugged her and locked her in a room late at night and
then proceeded to drill holes with a spiky instrument on either side
of her genitals in order to fit a lock to stop her from having sex
with other men while he is at work. Every morning before going to
work, Chouhan allegedly inserts a small lock into the hole and keep
the keys under his socks.

The Hospital immediately invited the police who tracked down Chouhan
and unlock the padlock after retrieving the key from him. Following
his arrest, he tried justifying his actions, claiming that he became
the custodian of his wife's vagina because, several women in his
family had "strayed" in the past and he did not want his wife to do
the same.

According to popular myth, the chastity belt was used as an
anti-temptation device during the Crusades. When the knight left for
the Holy Lands on the Crusades fighting the pop's war, his Lady would
wear a chastity belt to preserve her faithfulness to him. However,
there is no credible evidence that chastity belts existed before the
15th century and their main period of apparent use falls within the
Renaissance rather than the Medieval times.

The couple who resides in Indore, one of the biggest cities in the
state of Madhya Pradesh in India has five children. Though the city is
known for its architectural splendour and is home to many industries
and contributes immensely to the fast growing rate of India's economy,
it is just like every other place in India which was recently
classified by a survey carried out by TrustLaw, as the worst place to
be a woman.

ANTI-ISLAM MOVIE: MUSLIMS TAKE PROTEST ONLINE AS THEY BOYCOTT GOOGLE

As the protests against the anti-Islam movie continues worldwide, the
battle has been taken online. It started in Pakistan where Muslims
brethren have decided to boycott Google.

Muslims in Nigeria too have now joined their Pakistani brethren,
circulating messages encouraging other Muslims in the country to
boycott the popular search engine. The messages are circulated through
Facebook, Blackberry, etc. Also included in the message is a long list
of other alternative search engines which can be used instead of
Google.

According to them, the offence of Google is that "Google has refused
to stop showing this fitna movie that made fun of our Prophet
(sallallaah 'alayhu wa sallam) even at the request of the White House
under the excuse of freedom of speech!!!" They continued: "Know that
if Muslims stop using Google search engine for one week they will lose
millions of dollars!! So, Muslims and non Muslims please support us in
this boycott!!"

Meanwhile, some experts have been wondering whether this move is a
smart one, especially on the part of the Pakistanis who are believed
to do a lot of business through Google – as a matter of fact, a lot of
them are believed to make their living through online businesses which
they market using Google tools.

Alicia Keys explains missing Beyonce collab

Anyone remember seeing those pics of Beyonce and Alicia Keys shooting
the video for their track Put it in a Love Song? Well we do, and
wondered what on Earth had actually happened
to it. Finally, Alicia Keys has publicly spoken about her missing
collaboration over 3)ears !!

She said: "It just so happens that the whole thing, for some reason or
another, didn't quite come together, so we just decided to leave it."

Ok, so that doesn't really explain much but if it wasn't for the fact
that the photos are still on the internet, we could be forgiven for
thinking that we'd dreamt the whole Brazilian themed shoot had
happened. Sad times…

OSAZE ODEMWINGIE AND WIFE EXPECTING FIRST CHILD

TRUE FACT : MOTHER YOU MEAN THE WORLD TOO ME: EIGHT LIES MOTHERS TELL THEIR CHILDREN

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't
enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her
portion of rice.

While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat
this rice, son! I'm not hungry." This was Mother's First Lie.

As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our
house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a
little bit more nutritious food for my growth.

Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I
was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the what was
still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten, My heart was touched
when I saw it.

Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately
refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish. "
This was Mother's Second Lie.

Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to
bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh
matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One
wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candle
light.

So I said,"Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working
tomorrow morning." Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, son! I'm not
tired. " This was Mother's Third Lie. When I had to sit my Final
Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me
for hours in the heat of the sun.

When the bell rang, I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured
me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not
as strong as my Mother's love, Seeing Mother covered with
perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too.

Mother said "Drink, son! I'm not thirsty!". This was Mother's Fourth
Lie.After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single
parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs
alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from
starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who
lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small.

Our other neighbours saw that we were poverty stricken so they often
advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying
"I don't need love. " This was Mother's Fifth Lie…………. After I had
finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to
retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to
sell a few vegetables.

I kept sending her money but she was stead fast and even sent the
money back to me. She said, "I have enough money. " That was Mother's
Sixth Lie.

I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the
American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies.
With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life
in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to
me"I'm not used to high living.

" That was Mother's Seventh Lie.
In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be
hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit
Mother who was bed ridden after an operation.

Mother tried to smile but I was heart broken because she was so thin
and feeble but Mother said,"Don't cry, son! I'm not in pain. " That
was Mother's Eighth Lie. Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died.
YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL!
M – O – T – H – E – R .

"M" is for the Million things she gave me,
"O" means Only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the Tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her Heart of gold,
"E" is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,
"R" means Right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER" a word that means the world to me.

SHARON STONE HOSPITALIZED IN ITALY

US star actress Sharon Stone was last week hospitalized in Italy
following what is reported to be a 'medical scare'.

Stone, 54, was at a runway show in Milan on Friday when she began
complaining of 'severe headaches'. She was immediately admitted. Back
in 2001, Stone was hospitalized with a brain aneurysm after she had
complained of similar symptoms.

She was later released just in time for Aids Research fundraiser on
Saturday night.

Sharon Stone has been married twice.

PASTOR ADEBOYE EXPOSES 18 FACEBOOK CLONES

BREAKING NEWS: IVANOVIC BLAMES IT ON ILLUMINATI OVER TERRY RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL,

On the eve of his FA hearing over accusations of using racist language
towards Anton Ferdinand, Chelsea skipper and former Three Lions
captain, John Terry has ended his career for the national side.

The stellar defender affirmed that his retirement was with immediate
effect and while stating the reason for his unexpected retirement, the
player blamed it on the FA who he claimed have made his position in
the team "untenable".

Meanwhile in a related development, Branislav Ivanovic has blamed John
Terry's retirement on brothers Rio and Anton Ferdinand. In a tweet
this evening, the Chelsea player via the handle Branislav Ivanovic
@Mighty_Ivanovic opined that, "The Ferdinad's worked together to get
Terry out of the national team and get themselves in #Conspiracies
#Illuminati"

LATEST WONDERS: 28 YEAR-OLD WOMAN STEALS BABY DURING VIGIL

Detectives at the State Criminal Investigation Department
(SCID), Iyaganku have investigated the case of a 28-year-old lady, Ms
Kemi Adeoye, who was arrested by policemen from Sanyo Division for
stealing a baby in a church during a vigil service on Friday September
7, 2012.

The lady, according to police sources, had attended a church service
on the fateful day and had picked a baby where she had been laid while
her mother was praying in front of the altar. Please click to
continue.

After picking the baby, the lady had reportedly left for one of the
chalets within the church premises and locked herself in, after she
had put the baby on her back.
The mother had raised an alarm when she got back to her seat and
beheld an empty bed without her baby on it, a situation which caused
members who were at the vigil to halt the service while they trooped
out in search of the missing baby.

Simultaneously, a drama had ensued at the chalet area where one of the
church workers had noticed that there was an occupant in a chalet
which he had not allocated to anyone. Curious to know the occupant and
how he or she got the key, the workers was said to have knocked on the
door.

To his surprise, a voice from inside the room replied his enquiry on
the identity of the occupant with another question, asking who the man
was.

The door was said to have been forced open and a woman with a baby on
her back was discovered in the room. It was at that time that members
of the church searching for the baby got to where the chalets were,
only for the baby's mother to see that it was her baby the woman was
putting on her back.

The suspect was said to have been taken to the police station where
she told the police that she was sent by a woman to go and steal a
baby. She also told them that she had once taken a child from a CAC
church at Apete but could not say where she took the baby to.

Genevieve Nnaji Caught Smoking Cigarette

You sure have been intimidated about the 155-page Book, Nollywood
Till November authored by the prolific writer, actor, director and
producer, Charles Novia In one of the pages of the book published to
revealed behind the scenes of actors et all, he makes mention of a day
he caught the movie goddess, Genevieve Nnaji smoking a cigarette.

Novia reveals that it's a big shock to him. Hear him, "...I remember
on the third day of recording, one night while shooting at a clinic in
Victoria Garden City Extension, I came out for a bit of fresh air
while the technical people were setting up for the next scene. I saw
Genevieve in a dark corner of the building, smoking a cigarette.
'Whoops! You caught me', she said, laughing.

'You smoke?' I asked, a bit surprised. 'Now and then. It relaxes me '
she said. 'Do you smoke?' 'Never have. Never will. But I don't have
any problems with people who smoke though. But health wise, I hope you
stop soon.' I replied. 'I am trying to. Sit with me a bit, lets talk
about this scene.' I sat with her and I explained some few things to
her about the scene. We also talked about a bit of her stardom and how
she was coping with it. She was in a
chatty mood and it was a revealing conversation."

This will definitely shock a lot of Genevieve's fans too, the reason
is that, no one ever thought she smokes but that's actually not a big
deal, a lot of her colleagues do and they don't see
anything wrong in it, after all, everybody does it.

'Smokers are liable to die young,' I hope this surgeon advice would
make any meaning to them