Man break Pen**s During S*x

According to TMZ ,yonlineng.com gathered that; an MMA fighter who
broke his penis during sex and had to be rushed to the hospital.


MMA fighter Ray Elbe - who competed on"Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to
be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10
stitches ... after he broke his penis during sex.


Elbe told the whole story - in painfully graphic detail - on an MMA
website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on
top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect
penis. Ouch! OMG Lol. God have Mercy ....


According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was
everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.


Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent
emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his
urinary tube. Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his
johnson was"throbbing with each heart beat."


Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to
take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks. The fighter says he learned
a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his Girl
Friend be "on top" ever again.


Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my Girl
Friend has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the
Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent.". ... Lesson to
ladies that like it on top and men that can't but do it on top of the
thing .....
Your days are
numbered lol .....

Man break penis during sex

According to TMZ ,yonlineng gathered that; an MMA fighter who broke
his penis during sex and had to be rushed to the hospital.


MMA fighter Ray Elbe - who competed on"Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to
be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10
stitches ... after he broke his penis during sex.


Elbe told the whole story - in painfully graphic detail - on an MMA
website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on
top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect
penis. Ouch! OMG Lol. God have Mercy ....


According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was
everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.


Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent
emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his
urinary tube. Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his
johnson was"throbbing with each heart beat."


Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to
take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks. The fighter says he learned
a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his Girl
Friend be "on top" ever again.


Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my Girl
Friend has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the
Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent.". ... Lesson to
ladies that like it on top and men that can't but do it on top of the
thing .....
Your days are numbered lol .....

Mariah Carey Husband 'Nick Cannon' Says He Dumped Kim Kardashian Over Sex Tape!

In Hollywood's close-knit community, people usually don't need six
degrees of separation to link two famous folk - take Nick Cannon and
Kim Kardashian , for example.


Speaking with his America's Got Talent co-star Howard Stern , on
Tuesday, Nick admitted that he'd briefly dated the reality TV
socialite in 2006, prior to her skyrocketing to the mainstream
following the release of her now infamous sex tape with singer Brandi
's brother, Ray-J .


Cannon, who's now happily married to Mariah Carey , said the tape was
the issue that brought down the brief fling. "We talked about this
tape and she told me there was no tape," Nick said. "If she might have
been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like
'That was before me,' because she is a great girl.


"She's actually one of the nicest people you'll ever meet," he told
the King of All Media. "But the fact that she lied and told me that
there was no tape?"


Cannon who is a proud father to twins with Carey named Moroccan ** and
Monroe **, said that despite the fibs, Kim's "a great businesswoman,"
added that she thinks she might have even had a part to play with"
leaking the star-making sex tape .

2face Idibia's End of Year/Playas Ball party with Celebrities

2face Idibia's Playas Ball held on Sunday December 9th at Auto Lounge
in Victoria Island.

2face Idibia's End of Year/Playas Ball party with Celebrities

2face Idibia's Playas Ball held on Sunday December 9th at Auto Lounge
in Victoria Island.

RIHANNA Buys Pacific PALISADES ESTATE for $12 MILLION (photos )

Good gul Gone Bad Doing Great Things meeeEeeeen ......

Alicia Keys Sued for Copyright Infringement Over "Girl on Fire"

Alicia Keys is under fire for allegedly lifting a portion of a song
for her own hit single. The superstar singer was hit with a
copyright-infringement lawsuit for "Girl on Fire" last week after a
Showbiz 411 blogger wrote a post about it, saying, "Alicia sings a
couplet or so from Eddie Holman's 1970 classic 'Hey There Lonely
Girl'" and claiming that the sample wasn't credited, according to the
the Hollywood Reporter.


"The song was written by Leon Carr and Earl Shuman, who are both gone
to rock and roll heaven," Roger Friedman wrote. As it turned out,
though, Schuman himself was still very much alive. The songwriter
contacted Friedman back in November, leaving a comment on his post
that said, "Hi Roger, I am the cowriter of 'Hey There Lonely Girl' and
I appreciate your recognizing an important part of 'Lonely Girl' in
Alicia Keys' new recording. Thanks for your expertise. By the way,
though my dear friend Leon Carr is in Rock and Roll Heaven, I'm still
here on the ground, writing songs."


And then Schuman took action, basing the majority of his case on
Friedman's post. Although Friedman originally noted (and later removed
the line), "Keys only uses two seconds of ['Hey There Lonely Girl']
but it helps make her record," the lawsuit noted that "two seconds"
wasn't accurate, but the rest of the article was "apt." Sony Music
Entertainment, Sony Corporation of America are among the defendants
named in the suit.

World’s First Gay Bible: Includes Chapter And Verses That Promote Same Sex

A book claiming to be the world's first 'gay bible ' has been
published to coincide with the debate on same-sex marriage.
Titled the 'Queen James Bible', its editors claim that it is a
re-working of the King James Bible translated in a way that 'prevents
homophobic misinterpretation of God's Word'.


'Homosexuality was first overtly mentioned in the Bible in 1946 in the
Revised Standard Version. There is no mention of or reference to
homosexuality in any Bible prior to this – only interpretations have
been made', the book's official website said.


KING V QUEEN: BIBLES COMPARED
Genesis 19:5 (King James)
'And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men
which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may
know them.'
Genesis 19:5 (Queen James)


'And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which
came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may r*pe
and humiliate them'
Timothy 1:10 (King James)


'For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for
menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any
other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine'
Timothy 1:10 (Queen James)


'For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves, for menstealers,
for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that
is contrary to sound doctrine'
Jude 1:7 (King James)'


'Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire'
Jude 1:7 (Queen James)


'Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after nonhuman flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire'


The publication, printed and bound in the U.S. is timed to coincide
with the current debate over same-s*x marriage.
The sales pitch on the website says: 'You can't choose your sexuality,
but you can choose Jesus. Now you can choose a Bible, too'.


The book is on sale online but does not advertise its origins, with no
specific publisher, editor or translator listed by name on it's
offical website. 'God' is listed as the author and 'Jesus Christ' a
contributor.
Douglas J. Moo, Wessner Chair of Biblical Studies at Wheaton College
anda professional Bible translator, told The Christian Post that the
Queen Jameseditors' assessment of past translations is not entirely
accurate.


'Few, if any English translations use the actual words 'homosexuality'
or 'homosexual.' But the history of English translation shows that
versions have consistently used other language to refer to what we
would call homosexual relationships', said Mr Moo.


'For instance, the King James Version of Romans 1:27 refers to 'men,
leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward
another; men with men working that which is unseemly.


'It would be very difficult to deny that this language, and the
language found in many other places in both the OT and the NT, refers
to homosexuality.' A Vicar in New Zealand, meanwhile, has caused
outrage by putting up a poster outside his church in Auckland, New
Zealand, that claims Jesus was gay.


'It's Christmas. Time for Jesus to come out', the sign proclaims, with
an image of baby Jesus as a toddler in a manger, surrounded by a
rainbow halo. Reverend Glynn Cardy of St Matthew in the City church,
said that, as homosexuality was not a word until the 1800s, any
mention of it in the Bible or other documents would have
mis-translations.


He points out that there is no indication about Jesus's sexuality:
'The fact iswe don't know what his s*xual orientation was.' His
attempts at challenging the status quo were defended by fellow
ReverendClay Nelson who said the billboard tried to humanise Jesus by
getting people to think about the challenges he would have had growing
up.


He added: 'Some scholars have tried to make the case that he might
have been gay. 'But it is all conjecture. Maybe gay, maybe not. Does
it matter? 'There is almost nothing in the record of his teachings
about sexuality whilethere is plenty about the perils of being rich.
Certainly he always supported the marginalised in society.'

White garment Pastor who paid man N6,000 to beheadcorpse arrested [PHOTO]

A man simply identified as Iku Monday by residents of Sabo area of
Abeokuta, Ogun State, is still being quizzed by the police for
allegedly beheading dead woman (names withheld) after exhuming her
corpse from a grave in her husband's building site.


It revealed that on August 18 this year, Mr. Abiodun, husband of
Monday's victim, contracted Monday to clear a plot of land belonging
to him on the outskirts of Sabo for a fee. On the site was a grave of
his (Abiodun's) second wife, who died of complications following
delivery of her baby.

Sunday Sun also authoritatively gathered that trouble started when a
resident simply identified as Mr. Akpan allegedly spotted Iku Monday
while exhuming and beheading the corpse of the dead woman.


Akpan then raised the alarm, alerting the neighbourhood of the
dastardly act by Monday and in no time a crowd gathered to 'arrest'
Monday.


Monday allegedly confessed that he was commissioned by a white garment
pastor (names withheld), who owns a "mission house" in a village
called Oloomore in Ayetoro area of Abeokuta. He alleged that the said
cleric gave him N6,000 to get him the head of a dead person. His
words, "Please, be lenient with me.


I was asked to do this by a white garment cleric. He paid me N6,000
for the job. I have been searching for a corpse's head before Mr.
Abiodun contracted me to clear this site, and when I discovered a
grave on the site, and was sure it was recently dug, I decided to
exhume the corpse and behead her. I didn't know it was Oga Abiodun's
wife.


If you spare my life, I will take you to the cleric, but not in this
naked condition, I would have to put on my clothes so the cleric will
recognize me." As others were bent on lynching Monday, elders
intervened and pleadedwith the mob to allow Monday lead them to the
cleric.


Iku Monday then took the mob to the outskirts of Sabo, a place called
Oloomore, on Sanni Road in Ayetoro area of Ogun State. On getting to
the cleric's place, a drama first played out in the shanty that could
only be described as a pigsty. Persons suspected to be worshippers or
members of a religious sect promptly took to their heels as soon as
they spotted a crowd approaching with Iku Monday.


The makeshift shanty has no proper roofing, only a brownish mosquito
net hung over it. There was no furniture of any kind to give the place
the appearance of a 'home'.


Sunday Sun discovered fetish materials such as the horns of a ram
wrapped with red and black clothes, carved wooden images ofa man and
woman tied together with sacks, and a cock in a basket with its legs
bound. These and many other items hard to describe in print were
foundin the place.


The cleric denied Monday's allegation, saying he had never set eyes on
him before. His words, "He is a liar o. I don't know him from Adam. He
is an agent of the devil brought to destroy my ministry. They have
failed spiritually, now they are combating me physically." But
residents of Ayetoro, especially the cleric's neighbours, told Sunday
Sun they had always suspected the cleric.


"When he first came to this place, he always carried one fetish
sacrifice or theother to three-way junctions in this area. We have
often wondered if he is truly a man of God as he professes. How can a
man of God be involved in fetish things?" Elder Kasumu, a resident of
the area, said. Unmoved by the 'pastor's denial, the mob took Monday
and his 'client' to the Sabo Police Station to face the law.

Source: The Sun

Things We Wish We Had Known as NewlyWed

When we were first married, like many newlyweds, we thought we knew it
all. In reality, we had a lot to learn about how to build a successful
marriage!


Here are things we wish we had known

Fight Fair.

It is okay to argue with one another as long as you fight fair. Pick
your battles. What you argued about today may seem so very important
but chances are you won't remember it a few years from now.

Date One Another.
Although staying home and watching a movie or enjoying some quiet
time together is important, getting out of the house and having a date
with one another is one of the keys to having a successful marriage.


Talk to One Another. Your spouse is not a mind reader. Don't jump to
conclusions. Share what you want and what you don't want and what you
like and what you don't
like. Share your thoughts and feelings when the two of you have
decisions to make.


Have Fun and Enjoy One Another. This seems like a given, but newlyweds
often put work and making money on a higher priority than having fun.
Don't wait to have fun. You
can have fun without spending a lot of money.


Your Jobs Can Hurt Your Marriage. Yes, being successful in your
careers and earning enough money to keep the roof over your heads is
important. However, work is not the
most important thing in life. Don't let your jobs interfere with your marriage.


Let Go of Past Hurts. You will make mistakes. Your spouse will make
mistakes. You will both say things you don't really mean. You both
need to forgive and to be forgiven.


Draw the Line With Your In-Laws. Set boundaries with your in-laws
right away. If you don't, problems with your respective families will
continue throughout your
marriage.